I was watching a show the other day on the origins of vampires, and something came up that got me to thinking. It was mentioned the Black Veil changed its wording in the code of ethics such that blood drinking is no longer part of modern vampire culture. Upon reading it myself, I see that it does not explicitly denounce blood-feeding, but rather encourages extreme caution. At any rate, it was said that Psy-feeding is the current preferred method.

Now, there’s plenty of controversy surrounding the idea and practice of blood feeding. Some have believed that they have the right to feed on anyone they choose, while others hold donors in high regard, and believe no one should ever be fed upon without their full consent, and that all care should be taken to ensure the health and bell-being of both the donor and the vampire.

Psychic or “psy” feeding raises a whole new set of questions and concerns. Considering that Psy feeding can be done without the target ever being aware, unlike blood feeding. Does a Psy-vamp have the right to feed off anyone they choose? Is feeding off crowds appropriate? Should Psy-feeding, like blood feeding, be a private act between consenting individuals?

I’m sure at least once in our lives we’ve all encountered people who unwittingly feed on those around them. They are unpleasant, and their lack of control can be a serious danger to anyone they come in contact with. However, couldn’t a psy-vamp with knowledge and intent be just as or even more dangerous? One would hope that a psy-vamp would not take so much energy from a single person as to cause them harm, but who’s to say they won’t? What if someone walks into a crowded public place with full intent to drain those in attendance? Is this inappropriate behavior and an abuse of power? Is it allowable because the victims are unaware? or does the act somehow reside in a gray area between right and wrong?

Personally, I would think it inappropriate to draw energy from unsuspecting individuals. Although, I can see times where feeding from some nearby asshole would be very tempting, if for no other reason than to diminish the energy that they use to disrupt the lives of others. But what do you do when you can’t find a willing energy donor? Does feeding on the unsuspecting passerby then become an act of necessity, and therefore make it acceptable? Or, in this instance, is the vampire supposed to find alternate means, such as drawing on natural and universal energies? Is that even possible?

Chime in and let me know what you think about all of this.

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Directed by: Charles Friedman & Nat Hiken

First aired: 1958

Contains spoilers

I have said many, many times that vampires get everywhere and here they are in The Phil Silver’s Show. Of course, we don’t get a real vampire – this is an episode where someone thinks they’re a vampire.

Sgt Ernie Bilko (Phil Silvers) is playing poker when two of the table, Sgt Ritzik (Joe E Walsh) and Sgt Grover (Jimmy Little), have to leave – they say for a hot date they have lined up. The game breaks up, to Bilko’s chagrin, as Ritzik is so bad at poker he is the reason the other players are there. Barbella (Harvey Lembeck) has the idea that Bilko should tell Ritzik to get back in the game or they’ll tell his wife, Emma (Beatrice Pons), about the date.

Actually there is no hot date, rather a TV channel has a movie slot called Shriek Theatre and the two men are watching the vampire movie that’s on. Emma is less than impressed that he prefers the horror movie to being in bed with his wife and Bilko walks into a domestic, assumes the affair has been found out but quickly gets up to speed. He abortively tries to get the show taken off the air and ends up accepting that he will lose the worst player from his poker games at 11 each night.

The next night, however, Shriek theatre is on from 9. They remember that Ritzik becomes obsessed – when he watched Westerns he thought he was a cowboy. Bilko has a plan. He visits Ritzik – who has garlic at the window – and mentions a book by a professor from Transylvania in Hungary (sic). He alleges that the book says a man can become a vampire without being bitten, a kind of osmosis from watching vampire movies – but Ritzik will be alright as he is not from Dracula’s hometown (knowing, we assume, that his grandparents actually were). The lore (as well as the geography) is all over the place – being as much werewolf standard as vampire standard. Bilkop declares that there is only way to prevent the change – stop watching the films.

The next night Ritzik refuses to play as he is convinced he is a vampire and doesn’t want to hurt his friends. Bilko tells him to have a blood test; if it isn’t bat’s blood they caught it in time and he isn’t a vampire. However, after he leaves, Bilko notices that a Hollywood studio are looking for a new actor to play Dracula. Ritzik would be perfect and so they go to a taxidermist, get some bat’s blood and swap the samples. The next day medical officer Captain Masters (Nelson Masters) is befuddled to find the sample of Ritzik’s blood tests as bat’s blood and base commander Colonel Hall (Paul Ford) is concerned at what he will tell his superiors.

Bilko offers to take Ritzik to a Hollywood clinic – by this, of course, he means the studio. He sells the idea of Count Ritzik – a real vampire – to the movie executives who are rather excited and sign Ritzik (and agree Bilko’s exorbitant retainer as Ritzik’s keeper). Ritzik now, for all the world, looks like Bela Lugosi – but he is not happy. Bilko’s conscience gets the better of him and the contract gets torn up.

Phil Silvers was always a joy to watch and the Phil Silvers Show is a genuinely funny comedy show. The lore in this was all over the place, so as a vampire geek I found myself a little bewildered by some of the concepts – it was clearly not changing lore for any reason other than either bad research or simply to make the gag work. That said it was still a joy. 6.5 out of 10.

The episode imdb page is here.

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