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title screenDirector: Alan Kingsberg

First aired: 1988

Contains spoilers

Monsters was an anthology horror series that ran for three seasons from 1988 to 1990. One of the key elements came out of budgets so small that locations were kept to a bare minimum, in this case one room. Pool Sharks was a season 1 episode.

Rebecca Kyler Downs as NatashaWe are in a bar run by Cappy (Page Johnson). At the back of the bar is a pool table and it appears that the provocative Natasha (Rebecca Kyler Downs) is hustling Lester (Irving Metzman). She is setting up shots, if he makes them she gives him a kiss but if he misses he pays $20. It seems clear to us that he is being hustled and probably he is happy to be hustled.

Tom Mason as GabeEnter Gabe (Tom Mason) – a man with a pool cue. He orders a drink and asks Cappy who died – there is a hearse out front. The hearse belongs to Lester, a funeral director. Some ten minutes after he came in Natasha came in, she’s been hustling him since. Gabe arranges for Cappy to give Lester a whisky “on the house” and then to keep them coming on his own tab. Cappy notices that Gabe wears a cross and asks if he is religious. Gabe says he is just cautious.

sucking his fingerHe approaches the pool players, hiding his cue beforehand. And puts a coin on the table – indicating his turn to play. Cappy brings over a ‘drink on the house’. Gabe manages to ‘accidentally’ break the glass of said drink and cut his finger on the glass. Natsha attends to his wound – by sucking it. The wound heals. He hustles Lester good and proper who then leaves but Natasha decides to remain with Gabe. She reveals she knew he was a hustler.

a flash of fangThey end up betting on a game (first to 50 points) where the winner gets to do what they like to the other’s body – she turns to camera and reveals fangs. As they play he talks about a bar in Allan Town, PA. There was a man there who vanished after being seen playing pool with a beautiful woman. His family believed that something truly evil happened to him. They get to a point where the points are close and one more frame will decide it.

cross on the ballThey both make their preparations. She goes to the toilet as he puts the balls out. Whilst she is gone he places his own cue with those belonging to the bar and then draws a cross on the black ball with chalk. She goes to Cappy and hypnotises him so he’ll sleep. When she breaks, the black ball does not move, presumably due to the power of the cross. He takes a shot she believes to be impossible, but Bobby – his brother – taught him how to make it. Bobby was the pool player in Allan Town.

Lester re-enters the bar, calls Natasha Countess and reminds her of the time (yes he was part of her hustle) but she is determined to finish the game. Gabe tries to distract her with his cross and she demands he remove it – unbeknown to her he drops it in a pocket. She makes the shot – winning the game – and is on Gabe, fangs and claws showing. The game isn’t over – the black jumps back out of the pocket (presumably repelled by the cross as the vampire made the shot).

burned her fingersShe puts her hand in the pocket and burns her finger. He is trying to make the shot but she tries to distract him with a flash of suspender and her womanly wiles. To make the shot he looks in the mirror where, of course, she cannot be seen. The shot is made. So why the bet, why not just hunt. The vampires in this need an invitation – even to feed – the bet becomes an invitation made by the unwary.

final fateOf course she tries to escape her fate – she offers herself sexually but he had grabbed his own cue for the final shot – it comes apart and makes a stake which he rams home – ending the vampire’s life. It is a moment of violence and gore in an episode that worked without such devices up to that point. It worked due to well written and delivered dialogue and good characters. The noirish jazz soundtrack added much to the episode as well.

Whilst games such as pool aren’t unique as the main premise for a vampire piece – we previously looked at Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire that uses the game snooker – they are unusual. However the main thing this went to show was that you don’t need an awfully long episode or lots of locations to make something worthwhile. 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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2
Jul

The Watchers Omnibus – review

   Posted by: Taliesin_ttlg    in Taleisin's Vamp Movie Reviews

Author: William Meikle

First published 2002 – 2004

Contains spoilers

I bought the Watchers Omnibus primarily because, as well as being vampire literature, Willie Meikle is a facebook friend and I feel it is best to declare that now. However, whilst often I will avoid reviews of friends’ work I felt this was open to review in this instance.

The book is an omnibus of three novels: The Coming of the King, The Battle for the Throne and Culloden! As the story begins, in the prologue, we are at the Tower of London in 1649 and are witness to the execution of Charles Stewart – except this is not the Charles Stewart of history, the deposed king was a vampire.

The books then jump forward to 1745 and offers an alternate history of the Jacobite rebellion in a Britain very different to that drawn by our conventional histories. The friends Sean and Martin are watchmen, assigned to Milecastle on Hadrian’s Wall – a Hadrian’s Wall which is fortified against invasion. It is thought that nothing “man and only man”, as the novels describe an unturned human, now lives in Scotland.

When a human and his ill daughter arrive at the fortification the world of ‘Jack the Lad’ Sean and Thane’s son Martin turns upside down and the return of the Boy King, plus the subsequent attempt to restore the throne, sees England threatened by an army of the undead whose every victory swells their ranks.

Whilst this has a real world setting the book is very much of a fantasy sensibility. For instance the woodsmen, whom both Sean and Martin meet at different points in the series, are very spiritual creatures, with access to magic and whilst there is a suggestion that they might be Pictish, in a fantasy connotation they were clearly elven. This mix of fantasy worked well and we even got a kind of a werewolf undertone, but tied heavily to the berserker theorem.

The books are solidly written and keep the reader’s attention throughout, with well drawn (and often earthy) characters. The vampire lore is fairly familiar, sunlight burns, as does garlic and silver. A stake through the heart and beheading are favoured despatching methods. If bitten you might be treated, if quick, but likely you will turn.

I did have one question around the use of religious artefacts and in particular Christian iconography. Early on a character, called Campbell, describes how Others (as vampires are known) are held at bay by the cross. “I found they were backing away from me. No, not from me, from something behind me. I turned to see Angus advancing from the church, his silver cross held before him.” Then – in the same recollection – we hear that the Boy King has no such fears “I have long since lost my fear of it – after all, what does one dead king have to fear from another?”

This is all well and good. However there is a suggestion that Christ himself was one of the undead Blood Kings – seemingly confirmed when there is a vision of the nativity and an understanding that the three wise men were vampire hunters bringing ‘gifts’ of garlic, silver and stake. Indeed there is a Templar backstory along with overtones reminiscent of the theories expounded in such books as Holy Blood and Holy Grail. This all worked well enough but if Christ was a vampire why would the cross work at all? Was it just a matter of the faith of the individual with the cross or that of the vampire, rather than a true religious significance? It seems likely but I would have liked an explicit confirmation.

This was, however, a minor quibble – a query mark that did not spoil what was a rip roaring fantasy adventure with earthy characters, a great setting and vampires happy to rip your throat out. Well worth seeking out. 7 out of 10.

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20
May

How to Kill a Vampire (If You Ever Meet One)

   Posted by: Mistress Ariana    in Fun & Free

How to kill a vampire (If you ever meet one)

There are lots of myths and legends as to what will kill a vampire. I’m going to tell you some of the things you might try if you ever come up against one of these undead creatures of the night. (Of course, if I met a vampire, I think I’d sit it down, give it a drink and pick it’s brain for a while, but that’s just me *wink*)

How to dispatch the undead…

…If you think you need to.
*Stake them through the heart with a sharpened piece of wood (if you can get that close) This will kill pretty much anything, so be careful, you wouldn’t wanna accidentally stake dad or your SO. Keep plenty of pencils around for close combat!

*Hold up a cross to defend yourself (and hope it scares them off) Of course, a cross only works if you have faith, and not on all vamps.

*Throw holy water on them (and pray they don’t find it refreshing) If you can find somewhere to get holy water from in the first place. Alternately, you could drink holy water every day, so when they bite you, you’ll be contaminated.

*Light them on fire (and hope they die before they get hold of you) Keep that Zippo and lighter fluid handy! Or do the ol’ lighter and hairspray trick.

*Expose them to sunlight (providing it’s daytime) Better move at light-speed to get those curtains open! Or keep some sun lamps hooked to a clapper in your room.

*Expose them to garlic (of course, that much garlic will probably impede your social life anyway)

*Cut off their head (if you’re fast enough, strong enough, and just happen to carry around a sword or axe) Hopefully you get the kind that turns to dust, or that’s gonna be really messy.

*Distract them with seeds (supposedly they’re OCD about counting stuff, maybe you can keep them out ’til morning) Be aware, people are gonna think you’re a nutcase if you pour poppy seeds on your doorstep.

*Become a slayer (I’m sure there’s a Slayer Training Camp near you) It only takes special powers, years of study and training, and a good-looking British librarian type. You can do it!

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